Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Speidi Has Left the Jungle...For Real


Last night I missed the latest episode of "I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Outta Here," So I managed to watch it online, despite my sucky internet connection that we have here at my apartment complex.

But Monday night, the show left off, halfway through the immunity ceremony. Tonight, the show started off with the immunity ceremony and it was down to Stephan Baldwin and Sanjaya. And what do you know?? Sanjaya won immunity. Wow! I can't believe it myself.

So they get back to the camp and they find a bed. At first, Sanjaya thinks its for him. Sorry Sanjaya, the only thing you won, was immunity from the people's vote. The bed, however, if for the leader, who is currently Lou Diamond Phillips. Sucks for Sanjaya and the rest of the cast.

Then, Stephan gets to talking to Spencer and tells him that he should baptise him in the river and Spencer agrees because Heidi has been asking him to do it for awhile now. While in the confessional, Heidi talks about how the greatest things are not money and fame, but doing things for others and being a follower of God. Really!? Thats why you and Spencer are being so selfish as to keep threatening to leave instead of stay on the show and fight to win the game for your select charitys. And what does Spencer have to say about praying? He said that when he did his first prayer he asked God to pleast let him go on a double date with Miley Cyrus and it happended within a month. Seriously!? Spencer, you are such a tool.

Then, they have to vote two people, a guy and a girl, to go into the jungle, for a challenge. Janice wants to vote Sanjaya and Torrie, but Spencer is not having it. Its ultimatly the leaders choice who goes, but Spencer doesn't care because he is his own leader. He "is not about to have Sanjaya go into the jungle with his wife." Seriously!? Spencer, first of all get over yourself, second of all, who cares because Sanjaya is probably gay anyway. So, they decided to vote Spencer and Heidi to go into the jungle, and according to Spencer, he is going to beat his wife because he HAS to. Whatever, Spencer, like I said, your a tool!

The winner of the challenge got food for themselves and food for thier teams but Heidi doesn't care about the teams, because she just wants food for herself and her husband. The challenge, however, is going to be more than they bargained for. They have to go into a tank where they have to find as many stars as they can in three minutes, but there are going to be some surprises. What are these surprises? Rats, spiders, snakes, etc. Not to mention its pitch black. And its really funny hearing him squeal when nasty water or whatever it was, falls down from the ceiling. And for a second I thought he was going to forfit but he takes it back. But he manages to get two stars. Unfourtunatly, Heidi only gets one star, so it looks like the boys get the food again.

But Spencer and Heidi are out of there again. For real this time, because according to Spencer, "they are too rich and famous" for that show. Get over yourself! But before they leave Stephan Baldwin has to babtise Spencer, even though he is not an ordained minister. Spencer is not even a very good Christian. He is selfish and vain. He is quitting a show where he can win money for a charity, but he could care less. Why don't you just say and have the people vote you off instead of being a quitter. And you are not a super celebrity. This whole show is a bunch of has beens or reality stars. And Heidi is just lame, with her dry shampoo that she carries with her at all times and uses it every 5 seconds. Spencer has had everything handed to him his whole life and Heidi is blinded by the limelight of fame.

Then, its time for the live ceremony part of the show. The men are all exempt from illimination and they all have 20 seconds to come up with a woman that will also be exempt. And they choose Patti. The rest of the women are all at risk of getting eliminated by America. The four women up for elimination are Angela, Francis, Janice, and Torrie.

Who do you think will stay and who will go. Who do you want to be eliminated?

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