Tuesday, August 4, 2009

New TV Show Review: Megan Wants A Millionaire

Last night, VH1 debuted their newest celebriality dating show, Megan Wants A Millionaire, starring reality fame-whore, Megan Hauserman. This will be Megan's 5th reality show that she has starred in. She has also been on Beauty and the Geek (where she won the third season), Rock of Love with Bret Micheals, I Love Money, and Rock of Love: Charm School.

This time around in the VH1 reality dating show world, Megan is looking for love. Not only is she looking for love, but she wants that special guy to have lots of money. Every guy on the show has a net worth, of at least, one million dollars. Can you say gold digger? But then again these guys must be pretty desparate if they are willing to spend huge amounts of cash on a woman while she also dates other men.

Speaking of the men, some of these guys are somethin' else. Lets go through some of them, shall we?

Garth...he just seems like a huge tool. And the fact that he is a millionaire and a plumber, is kind of weird to me. If your a millionaire, why would you still continue to be a plumber? He is also kind of childish if you ask me. Making fun of someone, just because he isn't "your cup of tea" is a little immature. And what is more mature is that he broke his piggy bank that Megan gave him, just for kicks. Yeah, thats a little immature.

Joe...poor Joe. Garth made fun of him and then broke his piggy bank. He did seem a little flaymboyent though. But he does seem like a sweet guy.

Al...what the hell Al? What was that "joke" you played on Megan?? Seriously!? It was not cute and it was not funny. Not only want it none of those things but it caused Megan to spill her drink all over her dress and I'm pretty sure I saw some get in her eyes. And he lauged about it!

Audi...what the hell is a "hump game?" Sounds way dirty, which is probably why Megan eliminated you. Thats coming on a little strong, dude.

James...has an estate of 4 million bucks, that he hasn't recieved yet. Not only that but he lives at home with him mommy and daddy. Well, dude, Megan wants a millionaire, that actually has the money, which is probably why you got eliminated. I know this is a little shallow of her to do, but whatever.

And last, but certainly not least...Donald. Oh Donald, a 50 year old movie producer, who has seen all of the shows that Megan has been in. He wants to put her in one of his movies. I don't see boyfriend potential there, but a crazy peverted stalker, who comes up with the lamest stuff to say. "I don't want to be stranded at an Nsync concert left saying 'Bye Bye Bye.'" or "Like Lady Gaga said, 'Just dance, It'll be ok, Just Dance." I bet you can guess why she got rid of him.

This season of Megan Wants A Millionaire should be a good one. It should be funny, just like all the other crazy VH1 reality shows.

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