Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Janice Needs to Go!


Since Speidi has left the jungle "I'm A Celebrity" has just kind of gotten on my nerves. Wait, I'll re-phrase that...Janice Dickinson has been getting on my nerves. She is lazy, disgusting, selfish loud, annoying, and not classy...AT ALL.

She doesn't do anything around the camp and expects everyone else to cater to her needs. All she does is sit on her cot and do her making and pluck her eyebrows. Seriously!? First of all, she needs to stop plucking those eyebrows because she's barely got any left, and second...who needs makeup on when your in the middle of the jungle!? It's just going to sweat off. And its not like she needs it anyway, its not going to make her any more prettier. It's not going to make her bad plastic surgery face look any better. She barely participates in any of the challenges because of her "broncitis," and when the challenges she has done she has either givin up, or not really done any work. She says she wants to participate but she is just "so sick." Yeah, right! She hacks up a loogie every five seconds and its really gross. She's so lazy, instead of going out in to the woods do go to the bathroom, she desides to just sqawt right next to her cot and then wipe herself on the sheet of her cot. Then she plays it off like no one is going to find out. Seriously!? There are cameras on 24/7 with night vision so of course people are going to find out. Thats why the producers had to send a note saying not to pee near the campsite because it attracts snakes. Its really sad when they have to send you a note like that. That should just be common sence, not to pee in your campsite. Another lie from Janice? Since the women won a challege they get granola bars as thier prize. Janice goes into the woods where the confessional is, where the granola bars are, and decides to eat one. When Torrie asks who ate one of them, since they were four, she didn't fess up to what she did and then expected to still get one! Seriously!? Again, there are cameras everywhere with night vision so they are going to find out it was you. Thats no the only selfish thing she has done. Since the women also won the food challenge she decides she wants her portion of the hot dogs and chips that she was rightfully entitled too...and then she wants some of the other food that the losers are eating. Seriously!? Who knew that she ate so much? And she is just so un classy. Hacking up loogies and peeing near your cot and wiping yourself on your sheet is not classy Janice! I really hope she is the one that gets voted off this week. She needs to go. Who wants to watch someone so annoying. At least Spencer and Heidi were entertaining and funny, Janice is just annoying.

Holly Montag has also joined the cast of "I'm A Celebrity." Seriously!? They call her a "reality tv star." Seriously!? How is she considered a reality tv star when she was not even on "The Hills" that much. She never even had any storylines. Whatever! And she really took to Janice as soon as she got there. Honey, Janice will only cause drama in your life. You don't want to be associated with her, she will only stab you in the back. She is not as cool as you think. The rest of the cast try to tell her that but she doesn't listen. Take it from John, who used to be her friend in the beginning, there is a reason why they aren't anymore. I don't even think Sanyaya is liking her at this point.

And what about Patti? I feel like the only reason that she is on this show is so people will feel sorry for her and her husband. She talks about him every single episode about how horrible thier life is. I don't even know who the heck she is...or her husband...and she is considered a "celebrity?" I just feel like she isn't on there to win money for charity because it seems like she could use the money herself. It just seems like she is on this show so people get a better view of her husband.

For the next episode Lou, since he is the leader, gets to call home to a loved one. And I have to say he totally deserves it. He also got to choose two other people and he picked Daniel, because he has an 8 month pregnant wife, who deserves it too, and Patti...oh Patti...

Anyway, who do you want to be voted off this week?

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