I decided to start watching I'm A Celebrity...Get Me Outta Here, because of Speidi. Yes, thats right...because of Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag. Spencer is hilariously crazy on The Hills so I knew nothing would be different on this show. And I was right. So tonight was the 2 hour season premier.
The very first day they were there they wanted to leave, because of the harsh conditions they were in, so they walked off and called the producer. Spencer's basically said he was a huge celebrity that was in the jungle with a bunch of has beens. Seriously!? Spencer. You are not that big of a celebrity. You got famous of a reality tv show that you weren't even on from the beginning. The only reason people know who you are is because your a crazy tool. But they decided to come back. And when someone asked them if they had two different charities, and that they should stay for the charities, Spencer basically said the reason they picked two of the biggest charites was so if they wanted to leave the jungle the charities wouldn't be losing much since they already have a lot of money...Seriously!?
So they come back and its time for bed and Speidi goes to sleep in the hammock...and it was hilarious when they both fall out. I definatly laughed out loud. And because they stayed up so late they were the last ones up. How they slept that long in a hammock is beyond me. So they decide to leave once again. And because they were gone so long, the rest of the cast decided to take it upon them to split Speidi's belongings between everyone. And when Speidi comes back all Hell breaks loose with Spencer as he goes ape shit on Angela Shelton from the comedy duo Frangela. He slaps her water jug out of hand and just goes nuts. He also goes crazy on Torrie Wilson, former wrestler, for taking Heidi's dry shampoo. So then he threatens to take Torrie's belongings and throw them in the water...mature! But Spencer eventually apologizes...whether if it was sincere or not...who knows.
So then it comes time for their first challenge and its boys against girls. And what do they have to do?? They have to eat really gross bugs/animal parts. And everyone did a great job, even Spencer and Heidi. I think Heidi was one of the best sports with this challenge. She ate her rat's tail and scorpians like it was nothing. The winners of the challenge were the...boys and thier prize was chicken and pinapple. The losers had to eat beans and rice. But the boys were nice and shared thier pinapple with the girls. And Spencer is not the only crazy on this show...there is also Janice Dickenson. She started bitching about the pinapple end being thrown into the fire because the rat's will come...not only that but she also wanted to be the one to sit out of the challenge (since there was more girls than boys) because she had broncitis. What does that have to do with eating something? It doesn't really, she is just Janice Dickenson and she's a diva because she's "the first supermodel." Seriously!? Who gives a crap about that.
Then they have to pick a leader for the guys and the ladies...Lou Diamond Phillips was voted in for the leader of the men and Janice was picked for the women. You ladies seriously want Janice to be your leader! Seriously!? Lou and Janice had to go head to head to determine who would be the leader for week 1. There task...to see who can hold thier arms above their heads the longest. Janice gives up...of course...and gets slimed, and she excepts Lou to give her a little backbone. As leader he has to allogate each person to do a duty, so each person volunteered...except Speidi who were sleeping away in thier hammock...not a big shock there.
Then it came time for the live immunity trial, where they each will try and get immunity from the publics vote off. On the way there Stephen Baldwin got bit by a bullet ant, where you feel like you have been shot after you get bit. I bet that sucked. But what they have to do for the trial is they have to be strapped head first to this plank and their heads are lowered into the trauma tank...and inside the tank could be just about anything. Of course, Spencer and Heidi decided to sit it out. Seriously!? In this trauma tank...cockroaches and tarantellas....and five were left at the end of this episode.
I guess I'll have to tune in tomorrow to see who gets immunity from the people's votes!
Who do you think it will be??
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