Why do I watch these stupid VH1 shows? I watched seasons 1 and 2 of Flavor of Love, both seasons of I Love New York, and seasons 1 and 2 and the last half of season 3 of Rock of Love. There really dumb and mostly fake but I just love them and I don't know why! They are just so funny and entertaining because they are so dumb.
I also watched the first season of Charm school, which had girl from Flavor of Love. Again, it was really dumb but was really funny and entertaining. I never watched season two, which had girls from Rock of Love, because I didn't have cable at that time but I'm sure I would have watched it if I did. So, Ill admit I was pretty excited when I saw that Charm School was coming back with season three. This time there were girls from Real Chance of Love and the latest season of Rock of Love. I've never seen Real Chance of Love and since I've only seen like half of the latest season of Rock of Love, I didn't know most of the girls that are on this season. But I'm still going to watch it because I can't help myself.
Just like seasons one and two...they bring on the girls that are the craziest and will cause the most drama because that is what people want to see. But these are also the girls that need the most out of this show. This show was started to help these crazy girls better themselves and the girls that cause the most drama are defiantly the ones that need the most help. And a lot of them...not surprisingly...are strippers.
There are two girls in the first episode that stand out the most: Beverly and Brittaney. As soon as they move into their rooms they start verbally going at each other. Brittaney tells Beverly that she's a bad mom, blah blah blah. Seriously!? Now I dont know how Beverly is with her kids but how can you say she is a bad mom when you don't even have kids and your a STRIPPER!? Obviously if she had kids herself she wouldn't be the best mom in the world! Then all the girls go outside for a mixer and start drinking a little bit too much alcohol. This is where Beverly decides she wants to talk to Brittaney but Brittaney decides she wants to be immature and not go over to see what she has to say. Maybe she was going to apologize? But I guess we will never know because Brittaney decides to just sit there and act like she doesn't hear what Beverly is saying. So Beverly goes over to talk to Brittaney and Brittaney decides she is going to turn her head and be immature. So Beverly threatens to grab her by her "nappy blonde drag-queen hair." So, Brittaney tells her to do it. Well, maybe if she didn't really want her to grab her by her hair she shouldn't have told her to go ahead and do it because then of course Beverly grabs her by her hair and Brittaney starts crying about it and how her hair is now coming out. She is crying because "her hair is her favorite thing about her." Well, obviously her hair is fake because if she didn't have extensions her hair wouldn't be falling out so easily! Seriously!? What a big baby, who then goes to tattle on Beverly to Ricky, who is this season's head mistress. So then Ricky said she had no choice but to expel Beverly because "they don't tolerate any violence." It's not like she punched her in the face, she just grabbed her hair. And obviously Beverly came to this show so she can chance her violent ways, but now she can't if she is being expelled. And the only thing Brittaney can say about it is that she didn't go there to get beat up and that she wouldn't look good in black and blue. Obviously you didn't go there to get beat up because no one wants to see a stripper with a black eye!
Then comes time for the expullsion ceremony. The girls that get on the deans list get to be saved from expullsion and the rest go to detention. The girls in detention then vote on who they think should be expulled and the three girls that are mentioned the most are the bottom three. Well there are only two girls that are voted in: Gia and Brittaney. Gia is the last one to vote so she gets to pick Brittaney or another girl to be in the bottom two. She decides to pick Ashley even though Ashley kept saying she would never vote Gia into the bottom two and she was standing up for Gia the most. Well Gia decides to repay her by putting her in the bottom three right along side her. Seriously!? That girl must have been really drunk and to not know what was going on for putting her friend in the bottom three for no reason.
But Gia was the one to go home because she drank way to much and Ricky felt like Charm school could not help her alcohol problem. Gia even said herself that she decided not to drink while at charm school but went back on her word because there was nothing wrong with drinking "one drink, two drinks, three drinks, or even four drinks." Well those must have either been some strong four drinks or you drank wayyyyy more than four! After expullsion she runs outside, throws her stripper shoes on the ground, rips of her shirt, flashes the camera, and says "I'm prettier than all of those girls in there." Well, Gia, this show isn't about how pretty you are!
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